A Republic, If You Can Keep It.

There Are Two Ways Of Being Happy: We Must Either Diminish Our Wants Or Augment Our Means - Either May Do - The Result Is The Same And It Is For Each Man To Decide For Himself And To Do That Which Happens To Be Easier.

The Ancients Tell Us What Is Best; But We Must Learn Of The Moderns What Is Fittest.

There Cannot Be Good Living Where There Is Not Good Drinking.

You Will Discover 3 Trustworthy Mates, An Aged Wife, An Aged Canine, And Ready Dollars.

Genius Is The Ability To Hold One's Vision Steady Until It Becomes Reality