A Producer Is Someone Who Actually Calls

The ‘friend Zone’ Is Like The Penalty Box Of Dating, Only You Can Never Get Out. Once A Girl Decides You’re Her ‘friend,’ It’s Game Over. You’ve Become A Complete Non-sexual Entity In Her Eyes, Like Her Brother, Or A Lamp.

Mathematically Speaking, It Seems Impossible That There Isn't Life Out Our Planet. If You Flick On The News, It Certainly Seems Like We Have Aliens Among Us.

Every Time I've Gotten Myself Into Trouble, It's Because I'm Choosing A Project Based On A Long-term Career Goal As Opposed To Something That Speaks To Me At The Moment.

You Can Be Deported Back To Canada, Absolutely, For A Shockingly Minor Infraction. Little Bar Fight. Next Thing You Know You Are Back In Sascatchuan. Which I'm Not From, Thank God... But It Did Concern Me.

There's An Old Saying That You Don't Ever Finish A Movie, You Abandon It, And I Really Believe That. I Never Walk Away From A Take And Pat Myself On The Back.