A Politician Is Just Like A Pickpocket;

There Is Something About Riding Down The Street On A Prancing Horse That Makes You Feel Like Something, Even When You Ain't A Thing.

Our Public Men Are Speaking Every Day On Something, But They Ain't Saying Anything.

I'll Bet You The Time Ain't Far Off When A Woman Won't Know Any More Than A Man.

When You Put Down The Good Things You Ought To Have Done, And Leave Out The Bad Ones You Did Do Well, That's Memoirs.

This Country Has Gotten Where It Is In Spite Of Politics, Not By The Aid Of It. That We Have Carried As Much Political Bunk As We Have And Still Survived Shows We Are A Super Nation.