A Player Has No Use For An

If You've Been There, No Explanation Is Necessary. If You Haven't, None Is Adequate.

I Don't Think We Can Win Every Game. Just The Next One.

A Lifetime Contract For A Coach Means If You're Ahead In The Third Quarter And Moving The Ball, They Can't Fire You.

If You're Bored With Life - You Don't Get Up Every Morning With A Burning Desire To Do Things - You Don't Have Enough Goals.

I Can't Explain Why A Bride Buys Her Wedding Dress, Whereas A Groom Rents His Tux.