A Platform Is Something A Candidate Stands

A Friend Asked Her Doctor If A Woman Should Have Children After Thirty-five. I Said, "thirty-five Children Is Enough For Any Woman.

The Senate Is The Only Show In The World Where The Cash Customers Have To Sit In The Balcony.

They Laughed At Joan Of Arc, But She Went Right Ahead And Built It.

When I Was Born I Was So Surprised I Didn't Talk For A Year And A Half.

We Favor Putting Congress On A Commission Basis. Pay Them For Results. If They Do A Good Job And The Country Prospers, They Get 10% Of The Extra Take.