A Pest Is A Person Who Can

When I Go Abroad I Always Sail From Boston Because It Is Such A Pleasant Place To Get Away From.

I Would Like To Throw An Egg Into An Electric Fan.

The Irish Gave The Bagpipes To The Scotts As A Joke, But The Scotts Haven't Seen The Joke Yet.

A Pest Is A Person Who Can Talk Like An Encyclopedia, And Does.

I Sometimes Think The Pussy-willows Grey Are Angel Kittens Who Have Lost Their Way, And Every Bulrush On The River Bank A Cat-tail From Some Lovely Cat Astray.