A Perfect Marriage Is One In Which

Men Who Don't Like Girls With Brains Don't Like Girls.

Women Usually Love What They Buy, Yet Hate Two-thirds Of What Is In Their Closets.

The Best Work Is Done With The Heart Breaking, Or Overflowing.

It's Easy Enough To Get Along With A Loved And Loving Child - At Least Till You Try To Get Him To Do Something.

There Is Always Some Specific Moment When We Become Aware That Our Youth Is Gone; But, Years After, We Know It Was Much Later.