A Nice Pair Of Jimmy Choos Never

Laughter Is Life-giving. It Makes You Breathe.

I Am A Christian And I Don't Want There To Be Any Confusion About What I Believe Or Who I Am. I Don't Believe Gay People Are Going To Hell. I Believe That Judgment Is Left To The One Upstairs And I Believe Jesus Is All About Love. If I Can Live My Life Even Just A Smidgen The Way God Made His Son For Us As An Example, I'm Happy. I Do Not Judge Other People For What They Believe, But For Me, This Is What Works.

I'm Kind Of A Weirdo; I Love Prison Movies And War Movies.

The Lasting Legacy Of The Cooter Smash Is That I'm The First To Know When It's Going To Rain. That's Right. I Both Sing And Predict The Weather With My Hoo Hoo.

Making Fun Of Anyone's Size, Height, Scarring, Anything Like That Equals Dumb.