A Musician Should Only Sound Like What

If You Play A Nickleback Song Backwards You'll Hear Messages From The Devil. Even Worse, If You Play It Forwards You'll Hear Nickleback.

I Mean, I Never Liked Being Told What To Do. It's One Of The Reasons I Dropped Out Of School. Give Me Something To Assemble, I Won't Look At The Directions, I'll Try To Figure It Out By Myself. It's Why I Love Ikea Furniture.

There Weren't A Lot Of Career Opportunities In Crazy-fast Hardcore Punk, So You Didn't Have A Lot Of Ambition, Just The Love And Passion To Play Music With Your Friends.

My First Instrument Was Actually The Trombone, But That Didn't Last Long. Soon I Was Playing Guitar In Bands From The Time I Was 11 Or 12.

Never Lose Faith In Real Rock And Roll Music. Never Lose Faith In That. You Might Have To Look A Little Harder, But It's Always Going To Be There.