A Mother Only Does Her Children Harm

The Well Dressed Man Is He Whose Clothes You Never Notice

It Is Well Known That Beauty Does Not Look With A Good Grace On The Timid Advances Of Humour.

Perfection Has One Grave Defect: It Is Apt To Be Dull.

You Are Not Angry With People When You Laugh At Them. Humour Teaches Tolerance, And The Humorist, With A Smile And Perhaps A Sigh, Is More Likely To Shrug His Shoulders Than To Condemn.

For My Part I Cannot Believe In A God Who Is Angry With Me Because I Do Not Believe In Him. I Cannot Believe In A God Who Is Less Tolerant Than I. I Cannot Believe In A God Who Has Neither Humour Nor Common Sense.