A Modern School Where Football Is Taught.

Beggar, N. One Who Has Relied On The Assistance Of His Friends.

Theology Is A Thing Of Unreason Altogether, An Edifice Of Assumptions And Dreams, A Superstructure Without A Substructure

Aphorism, N. Predigested Wisdom. The Flabby Wine-skin Of His Brain Yields To Some Pathologic Strain, And Voids From Its Unstored Abysm The Driblet Of An Aphorism. "the Mad Philosopher," 1697

Coward: One Who, In A Perilous Emergency, Thinks With His Legs.

When In Rome, Do As Rome Does.