A Mobile Home With A Flat Tire

A Lot Of Things Look Cooler In Slow Motion. Eating Isn't One Of Them.

How Fast Does A Zebra Have To Run Before It Looks Gray.

Leave No Stone Unturned In Your Quest To Disrupt A Rock Garden.

I Like Parties, But I Don't Like Piñatas Because The Pinata Promotes Violence Against Flamboyant Animals. Hey, There's A Donkey With Some Pizzazz. Let's Kick Its Ass.

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