A Memoir Is Always The Most Authentic

If I Was Made Of Cake I'd Eat Myself Before Somebody Else Could.

[e]verywhere I'm Looking At Kids, Adults Mostly Don't Seem To Like Them, Not Even The Parents Do. They Call The Kids Gorgeous And So Cute, They Make The Kids Do The Thing All Over Again So They Can Take A Photo, But They Don't Want To Actually Play With Them, They'd Rather Drink Coffee Talking To Other Adults. Sometimes There's A Small Kid Crying And The Ma Of It Doesn't Even Hear.

Any Parent Knows How To Be The Ideal Parent.

Maybe I’m A Human, But I’m A Me-and-ma As Well.

I'm Finding That Success Is Way More Time-consuming Than Failure Ever Was.