A Martini. Shaken, Not Stirred.

The Great Jack Nicklaus Summed Things Up Neatly During A Charity Match On The Old Course At St. Andrews Where He And I Were Playing Against Ben Crenshaw And Glen Campbell. I Asked Him What He Considered To Be The Most Important Factor To Overcome In The Game Of Golf. His Reply, "it's An Unfair Game."

If You Have To Resort To Violence, You've Already Lost.

Most Movies Shot In Italian Don't Even Bother To Record The Sound. In Fact, Sometimes When Fellini Works, He Doesn't Even Know What The Dialogue Is Going To Be, And He Simply Has His Characters Count From 1 To 10, Knowing He Will Loop In Their Dialogue Later.

I Met My Wife Through Playing Golf. She Is French And Couldn't Speak English And I Couldn't Speak French, So There Was Little Chance Of Us Getting Involved In Any Boring Conversations - That's Why We Got Married Really Quickly.

There's Something Fundamentally Wrong With A System Where There's Been 17 Years Of A Tory Government And The People Of Scotland Have Voted Socialist For 17 Years. That Hardly Seems Democratic.