A Martini. Shaken, Not Stirred.

Either What We Hold To Be Right And Good And True Is Right And Good And True, For All Mankind, Or We're Just Another Robber Tribe.

Red Wine With Fish. That Should Have Told Me Something.

Sometimes A Woman Just Needs To Be Slapped.

If You Have To Resort To Violence, You've Already Lost.

I Met My Wife Through Playing Golf. She Is French And Couldn't Speak English And I Couldn't Speak French, So There Was Little Chance Of Us Getting Involved In Any Boring Conversations - That's Why We Got Married Really Quickly.