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Why Is It That All Cars Are Women?" He Asked. "because They're Fussy And Demanding," Answered Zee. "because If They Were Men, They'd Sit Around And Complain Instead Of Getting The Job Done," I Told Him.

I Don't Break; I Bounce.

When Life Doesn't Meet Your Expectations, It Was Important To Take It With Grace.

I Hope This Means You'll Quit Asking Me To Kill You. It Gives Me Indigestion.

There Was I Thinking Being A Shifter Had Its Upsides. Looks Like I Was Wrong.