A Man Of My Spiritual Intensity Does

I Dislike Feeling At Home When I Am Abroad.

Everything I Eat Has Been Proved By Some Doctor Or Other To Be A Deadly Poison, And Everything I Don't Eat Has Been Proved To Be Indispensable For Life. But I Go Marching On.

God Has Given Us A World That Nothing But Our Own Folly Keeps From Being A Paradise.

We Should All Be Obliged To Appear Before A Board Every Five Years And Justify Our Existence... On Pain Of Liquidation.

Why Not Give Christianity A Trial?