A Man Convinced Against His Will Is

The Modern Child Will Answer You Back Before You've Said Anything.

The Seaman Tells Stories Of Winds, The Ploughman Of Bulls; The Soldier Details His Wounds, The Shepherd His Sheep.

A Philosopher Is A Blind Man In A Dark Room Looking For A Black Cat That Isn't There. A Theologian Is The Man Who Finds It.

Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education And Laughter.

Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It.