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I'm A Terrible Procrastinator. When We Go To The Airport, If They're Not Literally Closing The Door Behind My Sweaty, Hyperventilating Body, I Feel I've Been There Too Long.

I Was 12 When My Parents Told Me We Were Moving To Lebanon. I Remember Thinking, 'leba-who?' I Had Absolutely No Concept Of The Place.

Jack Nicholson Is Fairly Gifted. We Were At The Sistine Chapel, And Everybody Went From Looking Straight Up To Looking Across The Room At Him.

Most Actors Are Very Deeply Passionate About Their Line Of Work. I Suppose There Are Probably People Who Sell Insurance Policies That Are Passionate About It, But I'm Thinking The Ratio Is A Little Higher For Actors. But, I May Be Wrong.

I'm Happy To Report That Everybody Whose Face I've Wanted To Punch On Earth Has Already Been Punched.