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I've Decided That My Motto In Life Is "get Off My Lawn." It's The Right Answer To Everything.

Microeconomics Is About Money You Don't Have, And Macroeconomics Is About Money The Government Is Out Of.

I Was Managing Editor For A While [in National Lampoon ], And It Does Cause Business Problems When Your Circulation Goes Up.

Then There Was Lsd, Which Was Supposed To Make You Think You Could Fly. I Remember It Made You Think You Couldn't Stand Up, And Mostly It Was Right.

The Only Really Firm Rule Of Taste About Cross Dressing Is That Neither Sex Should Ever Wear Anything They Haven't Yet Figured Out How To Go To The Bathroom In.