A Lot Of The Teachings Really Kind

A Lot Of People Are Like, "you're Doing Commercials?" And I Honestly Feel Like Those Sierra Mist Commercials Are Better Than A Lot Of Sitcoms I Get Offered. It's Hard Work, And I'm Paid A Lot Of Money, And I Do It Because I Love The Soda.

My Comedy Is Romanticized Laziness.

I Think I Have A Lot Of Voices In My Head And I Guess My Inner Critic Is A Female.

I Don't Know If I'm The Husky Guy, But I'm The Sexy Guy Who's A Good Kisser .

Whenever You Correct Someone's Grammar Just Remember That Nobody Likes You.