A Lot Of The Teachings Really Kind

There Are People That Are Vegetarians That Love Bacon.

I've Always Wanted To Be An Actor. I've Never Planned On The Acting And The Stand-up Feeding Each Other; They've Always Been Separate Desires.

Anyone Know If The Shuttles To Hell Will Have Wifi? Asking For A Friend.

Sometimes Being Lazy Can Get You In Trouble. You Ever Not Take A Shower All Weekend, Just Lounge Around, Then You're Running Late For Work On Monday? There's Always One Person At Work: "something Smells Like Smoke In Here!" "uh, I Went To A Barbeque On Friday Night. Only Had 48 Hours To Take A Shower. Busy."

I Like To Think Of Bread As Really Bland Cake.