A Lot Of People Think I'm A

I Have A Big Gay And Lesbian Following And They've Been Very Loyal And Kind To Me.

I Look At Myself Like A Show Dog. I've Got To Keep Her Clipped And Trimmed And In Good Shape.

I Do Believe That Any Successful Business Starts From The Top And Works Its Way Down.

If Teardrops Were Pennies And Heartaches Were Gold, I'd Have All The Treasures My Pockets Could Hold.

In The Early Days, Porter Wagoner Would Not Exactly Scold Me, But He's Say, 'you're Writing Too Many Damn Verses. You're Makin' These Songs Too Damn Long.' And I'd Say, 'yeah, But I'm Tellin' A Story. I Have A Story To Tell.' And He'd Say, 'well, You're Not Going To Get It On The Radio.' If I Start Writing A Song, I'm Writing It For A Reason. People Would Say That I Had To Have Two Verses, And A Chorus, And A Bridge. I Tried To Learn That Formula.