A Lot Of Movies Are About Life,

There Are Several Differences Between A Football Game And A Revolution. For One Thing, A Football Game Usually Lasts Longer And The Participants Wear Uniforms. Also, There Are Usually More Casualties In A Football Game. The Object Of The Game Is To Move A Ball Past The Other Team's Goal Line. This Counts As Six Points. No Points Are Given For Lacerations, Contusions, Or Abrasions, But Then No Points Are Deducted, Either. Kicking Is Very Important In Football. In Fact, Some Of The More Enthusiastic Players Even Kick The Ball, Occasionally.

The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.

Disney Has The Best Casting. If He Doesn't Like An Actor He Just Tears Him Up.

Suspense Is Like A Woman. The More Left To The Imagination, The More The Excitement. ... The Conventional Big-bosomed Blonde Is Not Mysterious. And What Could Be More Obvious Than The Old Black Velvet And Pearls Type? The Perfect ‘woman Of Mystery’ Is One Who Is Blonde, Subtle And Nordic. ... Although I Do Not Profess To Be An Authority On Women, I Fear That The Perfect Title [for A Movie], Like The Perfect Woman Is Difficult To Find.

Mystery Is An Intellectual Process... But Suspense Is Essentially An Emotional Process.