A Lot Of Directors Don't Want The

It's Great That I Get Accused Of Not Being Politically Correct. People Need To Take Themselves Less Seriously. This World Is So Screwed Up As It Is, We've All Got To Relax A Bit More.

Why Isn't Everything Exploding?!

There Are Many Movies That Have Done It Very Badly. The Studios Have Gone For Quick Profits And Audiences Are Feeling Angry. People Aren't Taking The Time And Spending The Money To Do It Right. I Am.

I Filmed My First Little Super 8 Movie By Stealing My Mum's Super 8 Camera Where I Set Some Fires To Some Of The Models, Which Actually Caught The Drapes Of My Bedroom On Fire! The Fire Department Came. I Was Grounded For Three Weeks And It Was My Very First Movie.

I Make Movies For Teenage Boys. Oh, Dear, What A Crime.