A Lion Chased Me Up A Tree,

In His Dealings With The World, The Gentleman Is Not Invariably For Or Against Anything. He Is On The Side Of What Is Moral.

Old Age, Believe Me, Is A Good And Pleasant Thing. It Is True You Are Gently Shouldered Off The Stage, But Then You Are Given Such A Comfortable Front Stall As Spectator.

The Shortest Distance Between Any Two Points On A Golf Course Is A Straight Line That Passes Directly Through The Center Of A Very Large Tree.

Tzu Chang Asked Confucius About Jen. Confucius Said, "if You Can Practice These Five Things With All The People, You Can Be Called Jen." Tzu Chang Asked What They Were. Confucius Said, "courtesy, Generosity, Honesty, Persistence, And Kindness. If You Are Courteous, You Will Not Be Disrespected; If You Are Generous, You Will Gain Everything. If You Are Honest, People Will Rely On You. If You Are Persistent You Will Get Results. If You Are Kind, You Can Employ People.

Learning Without Thought Is Labor Lost; Thought Without Learning Is Perilous.