A Learned Man Is An Idler Who

Time Enough To Think Of The Future When You Haven't Any Future To Think Of.

Get Out Of My Way; For I Won't Stop For You.

In A Hospital They Throw You Out Into The Street Before You Are Half Cured, But In A Nursing Home They Don't Let You Out Till You Are Dead.

Make It Compulsory For A Doctor Using A Brass Plate To Have Inscribed On It, In Addition To The Letters Indicating His Qualifications, The Words 'remember That I Too Am Mortal'.

Imitation Is Not Just The Sincerest Form Of Flattery - It's The Sincerest Form Of Learning.