A Lawyer Is A Man Who Helps

It's Strange That Men Should Take Up Crime When There Are So Many Legal Ways To Be Dishonest.

The Man Who Says He Is Willing To Meet You Halfway Is Usually A Poor Judge Of Distance.

The Man Who Is Always Waving The Flag Usually Waives What It Stands For.

The Advantage Of Modern Means Of Communication Is They Enable You To Worry About Things In All Of The World

Humility Is The Embarrassment You Feel When You Tell People How Wonderful You Are.