A Lawyer Is A Man Who Helps

Peter's Principle: In An Organization, Each Person Rises To The Level Of His Own Incompetence.

Equal Opportunity Means Everyone Will Have A Fair Chance At Being Incompetent.

Many Live By Their Wits But Few By Their Wit.

Nobody Can Be Perfect Unless He Admits His Faults, But If He Has Faults How Can He Be Perfect?

Expert: A Man Who Makes Three Correct Guesses Consecutively.