A Know-it-all Is A Person Who Knows

I Love Catching A Snapshot Of Something That Is Just About To Happen. Or Maybe Something That Just Happened, You Know. But I Like Especially That Just-before Kind Of Feeling.

I'm Afraid Of Sharks - But Only In A Water Situation.

For Some Reason Cowboy Sounds Better Than Cowman.

If You Really Think About It, Hitting The Snooze Button In The Morning Doesn't Even Make Sense. It's Like Saying, 'i Hate Getting Up In The Morning-so I Do It Over... And Over... And Over Again.'

To Me, Comedy Is A Game.