A Kiss On The Nose Does Much

It Is Difficult To Talk About What I Do, Because I Do It So I Don't Have To Talk About It.

No One Would Have Been Invited To Dinner So Often As Jesus Was Unless He Were Interesting And Had A Sense Of Humor.

I Guess Babysitters Are Like Used Cars... You Never Really Know What You're Getting.

Years Are Like Candy Bars... We're Paying More, But They're Getting Shorter.

There Sure Are A Lot Of These 'instant' Products On The Market. Instant Coffee, Instant Tea, Instant Pudding, Instant Cereal... Instant Dislike.