A Kid Who Moves Is A Kid

When I Lost My Weight, I Went And Bought About 15 Different Types Of Underwear To See What Would Look Good On My New Body. It's Exciting!

When The King Gets Depressed, He Doesn't Call For His Wife. He Doesn't Call For The Cook. He Calls For The Court Jester.

People Have Been Frying Foods Since Jesus Was On This Planet, And There Is Always Going To Be Greasy, Fried, Salty, Sugary Food. It Is Up To The Individual To Walk In And Say, 'i Don't Want Those Fries Today.'

I Never Sold Any Of Those "lose 10 Pounds Every Week" Scams. I've Not Changed My Tune In All These Years. I've Seen Everything Pass By Me, And I've Been Offered Millions Of Dollars To Put My Name On Products That Were Just Lies. And I Never Did It.

I Don't Know About You, But Every Time Some Joker Points Me Out As I Walk Through An Airport Wearing Extra-small Dolfin Shorts, A Tank Top And Leg Warmers, I Get A Little Upset.