A Joke Is A Very Serious Thing.

If You Go On With This Nuclear Arms Race, All You Are Going To Do Is Make The Rubble Bounce.

When The War Of The Giants Is Over The Wars Of The Pygmies Will Begin.

A Baboon In A Forest Is A Matter Of Legitimate Speculation; A Baboon In A Zoo Is An Object Of Public Curiosity; But A Baboon In Your Wife’s Bed Is A Cause Of The Gravest Concern.

If You Don't Have Any Enemies In Life You Have Never Stood Up For Anything.

A Man Can Wear Out A Particular Part Of His Mind By Continually Using And Tiring It, Just In The Same Way He Can Wear Out The Elbows Of His Coat.