A Human Head Looks The Least Scary

Mosquito Bites Jesus, Receives Communion.

I Think A Bad Place For A Fire Would Be The Factory Where They Make Those Trick Candles.

I Was In My Friends Garage, And He Had; A Kite, A Yo-yo, And A Boomerang. I Was Like "dude, You Have Abandonment Issues"

A Lot Of Things Look Cooler In Slow Motion. Eating Isn't One Of Them.

I Like To Go To Concerts Because I Love To See My Favorite Band Through The Phone Of The Asshole Who's Standing In Front Of Me.