A Hot Dog At The Game Beats

Things Are Never So Bad They Can't Be Made Worse.

I Stick My Neck Out For *nobody*!

Making Money Isn't The Main Point Of Business. Money Is A By-product.... A New Product Has Been Found, Something Of Use To The World. A New Industry Moves Into An Undeveloped Area. Factories Go Up, Machines Go In And You're In Business. It's Coincidental That People Who've Never Seen A Dime Now Have A Dollar And Barefooted Kids Wear Shoes And Have Their Faces Washed. What's Wrong With An Urge That Gives People Libraries, Hospitals, Baseball Diamonds And Movies On A Saturday Night?

(on Bette Davis) Even When I Was Carrying A Gun, She Scared The Be-jesus Out Of Me.

The Problem With The World Is That Everyone Is A Few Drinks Behind.