A Happy Marriage Has The Tranquility Of

Love Is Friendship That Has Caught Fire. It Is Quiet Understanding, Mutual Confidence, Sharing And Forgiving. It Is Loyalty Through Good And Bad Times. It Settles For Less Than Perfection And Makes Allowances For Human Weaknesses.

People Who Drink To Drown Their Sorrow Should Be Told That Sorrow Knows How To Swim.

The Real Question Is Why Are Millions Of People So Unhappy, So Bored, So Unfulfilled, That They Are Willing To Drink, Snort, Inject Or Inhale Any Substance That Might Blot Out Reality And Give Them A Bit Of Temporary Relief.

People Have One Year After The Wedding To Send A Gift. Thank-you Notes Must Be Written Immediately. If You Don't Receive An Acknowledgment Within Three Months, Phone And Ask If It Was Received. If The Bride And Groom Are Embarrassed, Fine. They Deserve To Be.

Keep Skid Chains On Your Tongue. Say Less Than You Think. Cultivate A Pleasant Voice. How You Say It Is Often More Important Than What You Say.