A Graceful Taunt Is Worth A Thousand

The Best Reply To An Atheist Is To Give Him A Good Dinner And Ask Him If He Believes There Is A Cook.

A Graceful Taunt Is Worth A Thousand Insults.

Books Are Standing Counselors And Preachers, Always At Hand, And Always Disinterested; Having This Advantage Over Oral Instructors, That They Are Ready To Repeat Their Lesson As Often As We Please.

Most Lawyers Who Win A Case Advise Their Clients, "we Have Won," And When Justice Has Frowned Upon Their Cause ... "you Have Lost.

Oh, I Get Lucky A Lot. I Get Lucky At Four In The Morning In The Law Library.