A Good Time To Laugh Is Any

It's Not Brain Surgery. It's Not Nuclear Physics. It's Television. It's Only Television.

I Think Laughter May Be A Form Of Courage. As Humans We Sometimes Stand Tall And Look Into The Sun And Laugh, And I Think We Are Never More Brave Than When We Do That.

Like Nietzsche, I Believe That Without Music, Life Would Be A Mistake. Nothing But Silence Says It Better.

I Want To Know Why, If Men Rule The World, They Don't Stop Wearing Neckties.

A Few Weeks After My Surgery, I Went Out To Play Catch With My Golden Retriever. When I Bent Over To Pick Up The Ball, My Prosthesis Fell Out. The Dog Snatched It, And I Found Myself Chasing Him Down The Road Yelling "hey, Come Back Here With My Breast!"