A Good Story Should Change The Way

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You Can't Be Beautiful," Brandy Says About A Thousand Times, "until You Feel Beautiful.

Even If I Overcompensate, Nobody Will Ever Want Me. Not Seth. Not My Folks. You Can’t Kiss Someone Who Has No Lips. Oh, Love Me, Love Me, Love Me, Love Me, Love Me, Love Me, Love Me, Love Me, Love Me. I’ll Be Anybody You Want Me To Be

The Most Boring Thing In The Entire World Is Nudity. The Second Most Boring Thing Is Honesty.

Just For The Record, How I Feel Right Now Is Very Terrific.