A Good Joke Is The Closest Thing

Ivory May Not Be So White As Snow, But The Whole Arctic Continent Does Not Make Ivory Black.

We Do Not Need To Get Good Laws To Restrain Bad People. We Need To Get Good People To Restrain Us From Bad Laws.

Morality Did Not Begin By One Man Saying To Another, "i Will Not Hit You If You Do Not Hit Me"; There Is No Trace Of Such A Transaction. There Is A Trace Of Both Men Having Said, "we Must Not Hit Each Other In The Holy Place.

Artistic Temperament Is The Disease That Afflicts Amateurs.

If The Apple Hit Newton’s Nose, Newton’s Nose Hit The Apple.