A Good Husband Makes A Good Wife

We Are The Men Of Intrinsic Value, Who Can Strike Our Fortunes Out Of Ourselves, Whose Worth Is Independent Of Accidents In Life, Or Revolutions In Government: We Have Heads To Get Money, And Hearts To Spend It.

Crimes, Like Virtues, Are Their Own Rewards.

Charming Women Can True Converts Make, We Love The Precepts For The Teacher's Sake.

Hanging And Marriage, You Know, Go By Destiny.

There Is No Scandal Like Rags, Nor Any Crime So Shameful As Poverty.