A Good Face Is The Best Letter

It Is A Natural Virtue Incident To Our Sex To Be Pitiful Of Those That Are Afflicted.

A Strength To Harm Is Perilous In The Hand Of An Ambitious Head.

A Meal Of Bread, Cheese And Beer Constitutes The Perfect Food.

[to Edward De Vere, Earl Of Oxford, On His Return From Self-imposed Exile, Occasioned By The Embarrassing Flatulence He Had Experienced In The Presence Of The Queen:] My Lord, I Had Forgot The Fart.

I Would Rather Be A Beggar And Single Than A Queen And Married.