A Girl Can Wait For The Right

Donald Trump Can't Come Up With A Hairstyle That Looks Human, How Can He Come Up With A Plan To Defeat Isis.

I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.

There Are Lots Of Things That I'd Like To Be, And Nice Just Doesn't Seem Good Enough.

I Just Don't Understand How Anyone Would Want To Be A Republican. I Just Can't Figure It. I Don't Understand. If You're Poor, If You're Any Kind Of Minority - Gay, Black, Latino, Anything. If You're Not A Rich Born-again-christian, I Don't Get It.

There's Not Someone Who Tells You How Adorable You Are And Rubs Your Head And Goes Into A Crowded Press Conference And Stands At The Back And Winks At You So That You Think, 'i Can Get Through This.'