A German Wine Label Is One Of

More Always Means Worse.

A German Wine Label Is One Of The Things Life's Too Short For, A Daunting Testimony To That Peculiar Nation's Love Of Detail And Organization.

I Was Never An Angry Young Man. I Am Angry Only When I Hit My Thumb With A Hammer.

The Rewards For Being Sane May Not Be Very Many, But Knowing What's Funny Is One Of Them.

It's A Letdown If The Comedian Doesn't Finally Actually Really Sit On His Hat.