A Friend Is Somebody Who Says The

I Love Writing. I'm Not Particularly Comfortable In The Actual World - I'm Much More Comfortable On The Page. So If I Could Have A Life Where I Could Just Slip The Pages Under The Door And Somebody Would Slip Me A Meal Back, Then That Would Be Perfect For Me.

I Love Writing But Hate Starting. The Page Is Awfully White And It Says, "you May Have Fooled Some Of The People Some Of The Time But Those Days Are Over, Giftless. I'm Not Your Agent And I'm Not Your Mommy, I'm A White Piece Of Paper, You Wanna Dance With Me?" And I Really, Really Don't. I'll Go Peaceable-like.

Certainly, Last Year We Did An Episode About The Census And Sampling Versus A Direct Statistic. You Just Said The Word 'census', And People Fall Asleep.

The Stuff That I Write Doesn't Work Very Well As Background Music. You Have To Watch It From Beginning To End And Pay Attention As If You Were Watching A Play.

Josh: So, Toby, It’s Election Night. What Do You Say About A Country That Goes Out Of Its Way To Protect Even Those Citizens That Try To Destroy It? Toby: God Bless America.