A Fool And His Money Are Soon

Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay Put As Long As Truth.

A Comedian Can Only Last Till He Either Takes Himself Serious Or His Audience Takes Him Serious.

You Can't Fool All Of The People All Of The Time. But It Isn't Necessary.

But We Can't Alibi All Our Ills By Just Knocking The Old Banker. First He Loaned The Money, Then The People All At Once Wanted It Back, And He Didn't Have It. Now He's Got It Again, And Is Afraid To Loan It, So The Poor Devil Don't Know What To Do.

Our Constitution Protects Aliens, Drunks And U.s. Senators.