A Fine Line Separates The Weary Recluse

Lies Hurt People; Imagination Makes Life More Fun.

After Once Having Made The Mistake Of Watching Television News, I Had Worried For A While About An Asteroid Hitting The Earth And Wiping Out Human Civilization. The Anchorwoman Had Said It Was Not Merely Possible But Probable. At The End Of The Report, She Smiled.

Even In The Darkest Moments, Light Exists If You Have Faith To See It.

Pain Is A Gift. Humanity, Without Pain, Would Know Neither Fear Nor Pity.

My Wife Is My First Audience. She's A Tough Lady, So I Can't Say That I Ever Scare Her. Except, Of Course, When She Sees Me The Way I Look Before Breakfast.