A Fanatic Is Always The Fellow That

A Man Who Dies Without Adequate Life Insurance Should Have To Come Back And See The Mess He Created.

The Old Horse Is Coming Back In A High Lope. Thousands Of People Are Riding A Horse Today That Five Years Ago Couldn't Sit In A Ford With All The Doors Locked.

Everything Is Funny, As Long As It's Happening To Somebody Else.

I Was Just Thinking, If It Is Really Religion With These Nudist Colonies, They Sure Must Turn Atheists In The Wintertime.

That's The Trouble With A Politician's Life-somebody Is Always Interrupting It With An Election.