A Critic Never Fights The Battle; They

I Don't Take Part In Texting And Those Other Things Myself, So I Don't Really Know If People Put As Much Thought Into Messaging As They Used To Into Writing Letters.

You Know, My Hair Is Very Upsetting To People, But It's Upsetting On Purpose. It Is Important To Look Old So That The Young Will Not Be Afraid Of Dying. People Don't Like Old Women. We Don't Honor Age In Our Society, And We Certainly Don't Honor It In Hollywood.

I'm Sorry I Didn't Wear Paint This Morning. I Tend Not To Wear It Unless I'm Getting Highly Paid.

I'm Not Glamorous, I Don't Have A Look, I Don't Know Anything About Opera, I Have No Italian, And I'm Too Old.

Sweat Makes Good Friendship Cement.