A Crisis Unmasks Everyone.

The Lazy Manage To Keep Up With The Earth's Rotation Just As Well As The Industrious.

While We Are Reading, We Are All Don Quixote.

Our Civilization Is Shifting From Science And Technology To Rhetoric And Litigation.

Title Deeds Generally Outlast Poems.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.