A Cricket Ground Is A Flat Piece

Cricket Has So Many Meanings To So Many Australians. It’s Become Precisely That - An Australian Way Of Life. And What A Life It Is. Some Would Even Go As Far As To Say, ‘marvellous’.

The Only Thing That Really Annoys Me Is When All Of A Sudden You Hear Yourself On The Radio Advertising Smith's Tyre Shop Or Blenkinsop's Jam. They Simply Can't Do That. And In Australia, Occasionally I Have To Take Action.

A Cricket Ground Is A Flat Piece Of Earth With Some Buildings Around It.

Any Captain Can Only Do His Best For The Team And For Cricket. When You Are Winning, You Are A Hero. Lose, And The Backslappers Fade Away.

Captaincy Is 90 Per Cent Luck And 10 Per Cent Skill. But Don't Try It Without That 10 Per Cent.