A Couple Drinks. A Couple Aspirin. Repeat.

I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.

Sometimes The Very Best Way To Deal With Unpleasant Things Is To Depict Them In Ways That Allow People To Laugh At Them And Destroy The Power Of Unsayable Things, Rather Than Refusing To Acknowledge Them.

Someday You Will Die, And Until You Know That, You're Useless To Me.

Sex Pretty Much Cures Everything.

You Are Permanent, But This Life Is Not.