A Cinema Villain Essentially Needs A Moustache

Hope For The Best. Expect The Worst. Life Is A Play. We're Unrehearsed.

My Liveliness Is Based On An Incredible Fear Of Death. In Order To Keep Death At Bay, I Do A Lot Of "yah! Yah! Yah!" And Death Says, "all Right. He's Too Noisy And Busy. I'll Wait For Someone Who's Sitting Quietly, Half Asleep."

Coleman Jacoby And Arnie Rosen Won An Emmy And Mel Brooks Didn't! Niezsche Was Right! There Is No God! There Is No God!

Writing Is Simply One Thought After Another Dying Upon The One Before.

Everything We Do In Life Is Based On Fear, Especially Love.