A Cinema Villain Essentially Needs A Moustache

When I Was A Little Kid At Home, I Thought The Whole World Was Jewish. For Years I Thought Roosevelt Was Jewish. I Loved Him. I Thought Of Him As My Father. I'm Always Stunned When I Find Out That People Like Roosevelt And Tolstoy Weren't Jewish. How Could I Love Them So Much?

You Got To Be Brave. If You Feel Something, You've Really Got To Risk It.

I Don't Have A Mission. I Don't Have A Torch To Burn.

Not Only Should We Laugh About Hitler. We Must Laugh About Him. Especially In Berlin.

I Was Born On The Kitchen Table. We Were So Poor My Mother Couldn't Afford To Have Me; The Lady Next Door Gave Birth To Me.